THIS IS NOT A BOOK ABOUT DINOSAURS

Dear children, listen closely!

I am a squirrel, and not just any squirrel.

I am THE world's greatest squirrel expert. We are wonderful creatures, I never tire of saying so, especially to that impertinent dinosaur who keeps popping up on every other page.

He demands attention and tarts, but I have more than one trick up my cheek pouches to neutralize that prehistoric dimwit.

Because this is NOT and will NEVER be a book about dinosaurs!